Velocirapture T-Shirt
⚡️ Step into the end times with a twist of prehistoric chaos! The Velocirapture T-Shirt is the internet’s latest viral obsession – a mashup of apocalyptic prophecy and Jurassic Park energy that only the web could dream up. Featuring a bold, eye-catching graphic of raptors storming the skies like the final judgment day, this tee takes the classic “rapture” and flips it into something hilariously unholy (and unforgettably Google-able).
Made with super-soft, breathable cotton, it’s built for comfort whether you’re preaching the gospel of memes, arguing about dinosaurs being God’s favorite creatures, or just flexing your taste in absurdly brilliant internet culture. The clean print and vibrant design make it a conversation starter on the street, at parties, or whenever someone asks why your shirt looks like the Book of Revelations directed by Spielberg.
This shirt isn’t just apparel – it’s a viral moment you can wear. Born from the trenches of Reddit, Twitter, and Google search memes, the Velocirapture tee is for people who thrive on being ahead of the trend curve. It’s sarcastic, a little bit blasphemous, totally nostalgic, and 100% internet gold.
👉 Perfect for:
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Meme lovers and pop-culture addicts
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Anyone who’s ever fallen down a Google rabbit hole at 3 AM
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Fans of ironic “Christian metal band” energy
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Collectors of viral tees that scream personality
Slip this on and you’re not just wearing a shirt—you’re summoning the end of days, one velociraptor at a time. 🦖✨
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TinyTools
- Email: contact@support.tinytols.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Velocirapture T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|